Jan. 27, 2013
STANFORD, Calif. -
Test your knowledge of the Stanford women's gymnastics team by guessing who wrote the following poem:
I am different and spunky
I wonder when I will get my own hairless cat.
I hear flatulence often because my brothers have irritable bowels.
I see this computer screen
I want to be first place all-around team at NCAAs!!!!
I am different and spunky
I pretend to be a boy gymnast sometimes and my favorite events are rings, p bars, and floor.
I feel so close to you right now...it's a force field.
I touch so many things!
I worry that we won't be able to compete this year because we might all die in the apocalypse on December 21, which would kind of suck.
I cry when my mom doesn't kiss my boo boos.
I am different and spunky.
I understand the importance of teamwork.
I say we should all vote in elections!!!
I dream that I forgot to study for tests.
I try to be funny, but sometimes I'm just awkward.
I hope someone laughed at least once during this.
I am different and spunky